OHMYGOODNESS. My doorbell is RINGING.

It hasn't worked since like, forever. And why the hell is it ringing now when apparently no one is pressing on it?

Damn, it wouldn't stop and there's nothing I can do.

It's not those "ding dong" kind. It's those with weird nursery rhymes' melodies that will make you go crazy if you listen to them on repeat. Which is what I'm going through right now.

I am going to smash that damn thing.

THERE'S WALTZING MATILDA, I TELL YOU.